God's Quality Control

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God's Quality Control Questionnaire

Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:13 PM EDT

GOD'S TOTAL QUALITY MANAGEMENT QUESTIONNAIRE God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He/She/It asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions.

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What's the WORST Christmas Music of All Time?
Thu Nov 26, 2009
- RDS, making a entire tape of the Hippopotamus song and making your wife listen to it ought to be grounds for divorce at the very least. It's a wonder you live past Christmas.
President Obama Writing Legislation Moving All Aspiring Reality Show Contestants To An Island Without Electricity, Cameras
Fri Nov 27, 2009
- Now there's a piece of legislation we should all be able to support. Guess Jon and Kate barely escaped under the wire since their show is now off the air. But wait -- that leaves them here on the mainland with cameras, tabloids, et al. :-(
Church resists anti-life Culture
Thu Nov 26, 2009
- It is anti-life to bring unwanted babies into the world when earth's resources are already strained. It is anti-life to oppose birth control, knowing that unwelcome children are at greater risk of abandonment, abuse and infanticide.
What's the WORST Christmas Music of All Time?
Thu Nov 26, 2009
- Am I the only one who's been subjected to the recordings of Jingle Bells done by dogs and cats? I also agree with comments about the Chipmunks, Little Drummer Boy done to death, Feliz Navidad and others that I would probably hate if I heard them after hearing them described here.
Obama's 'Mistakes': Way Too Early to Judge
Thu Nov 26, 2009
- I deplore the MSM habit of immediately passing judgment on every political statement and event within minutes of its occurrence, no matter how trivial or significant. It takes time to gain perspective. All one gets in the first pass is reaction, not response.
Michelle Malkin » The cronies, czars & corruptocrats at Obama's first state dinner
Thu Nov 26, 2009
- Here, here, ScienceGuy. I was just wondering how to say the same thing. President Obama has simply continued the tradition of state dinners. Anyone who thinks the state dinners have never before been used to reward political favorites is too uninformed to comment on them.
Statewide survey shows "ball tapping" problem widespread
Thu Nov 26, 2009
- I only hope some poor victimized kid doesn't decide to retaliate with unexpected catastrophic results. A few years back in my home town, a known teen-age bully was ragging on the losing pitcher of a semi-finals baseball game.
Italian doctor may have found surprisingly simple cure for Multiple Sclerosis
Thu Nov 26, 2009
- Fabulous! Now I propose that a portion of the U.S. research money be awarded to the good doctor for his work and that another portion be distributed to existing MS patients so they might have the surgical procedure.
Are We Becoming A Nation of Know-Nothings? - The World Newser
Wed Nov 25, 2009
- Bob Nelson: "Behavior" wasn't yet considered a subject for study in Darwin's time. I'm not sure what he would have made of the term "behavioral evolution"...
Are We Becoming A Nation of Know-Nothings? - The World Newser
Wed Nov 25, 2009
- Becoming? Becoming? It's, uh, like, you know, I mean, I find stuff like, you know, and, and -- history, like -- oh, and, you know, that current events stuff, you know, like -- and newspapers are totally boring, you know? I'm like, what do I care? You know?

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God's Quality Control Questionnaire
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